“This is kind of an odd question, and I thought of you…” Presto! Instant attention.
“You know all sorts of odd people…” There was a degree of hesitation to his voice, as if he was about to ask me something very strange. I do know some odd people, and may be categorized as odd myself, at least by some, but I think that some people I work with tend to exaggerate the oddness of my social circles.
And then, came The Question.
“Do you know someone that owns a parrot?”
Ehm…crazy person says what. What?!
A parrot. A known associate of bearded metalheadz everywhereWhy would I know someone that owns a parrot? To me, parrots are the pets of old ladies, who feed them nuts and say “Who’s a pretty girl?”. Wait. Maybe that does fit some of my friends…
Thinking about it now, I’m kind of flattered. He had a problem and figured I knew someone who had the solution to that problem. I choose to see myself as a facilitator here, someone who does know a lot of people, as opposed to someone who specifically would know someone with a parrot.
Yarr, mateys!
