Wednesday, December 31, 2008

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts

A list of things introduced to my digestive system, mental or physical, today, in fairly chronological order:

- One and a half (1.5) slices of my mother's Christmas bread, which is really just French bread, with ham and cucumber.
- Two (2) Digestive biscuits, with cheese.
- Two (2) vitamin pills.
- One (1) apple.
- One half (0.5) cup of Rooibos tee.
- One and one half (1.5) glass of milk.
- Two (2) cinnamon rolls.
- One (1) chocolate chip cookie from Pepperidge Farms.
- Two (2) summaries of the past weeks of the NFL, in which I got to see the Arizona Cardinals disgrace themselves by handing the New England Patriots a free spot in the play-offs (ege, not dissing the Patriots here, but the Cardinals didn't even put up a fight and it was pathetic).
- One (1) plate of nachos, with ground beef, cheese, salsa, lettuce and garlic sauce.
- One and a half (1.5) bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale.
- One (1) four centilitre glass of Mackmyra whiskey, "Den Första Utgåvan".
- Three (3) pieces of marshallow chocolate candy made by and given to us as a present by Eva.
- One (1) piece of Cornflakes candy, same as above.
- One (1) piece of nougat candy, same as above.
- One (1) cone of strawberry icecream.
- Two and a half (2.5) liters of water (or thereabouts).
- Fourteen (14) episodes of The West Wing.

The water and the episodes were spread out over the day and are not, as such, listed chronologically.

Not an average day, by any accounts, but a very good and relaxing day.

5 comments:

EGE said...

You are right about that game, but (spoiler alert) it's made even worse by the fact that the Cardinals are IN the playoffs, and the Patriots are NOT.

How do you like THEM apples!?

(Aluels is right, Mister Word Verification. Aluels indeed.)

mistlur said...

i sure would feel better if you at least mentioned the 100 or so liters you chose to pour over you head in the shower everyday. even if they really don't fall into the category "introduced to my digestive system".

mistee - slang for womens t-shirts.

beardonaut said...

ege: I like apples fine ;) And I'm ashamed to say I had no idea there was a chance they wouldn't make the playoffs. I was certain that Cardinals game did it. Oh well.

mistlur: But I didn't shower that day. So there.

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